500 Updates! 2 hogcuffed inmates

What did we do this time? We misbehaved and now we are stuck to each other in RigidFiddles, sharing a prison cell. Even if we had the key to the fiddle it would be hard to open your own lock. I guess we would have to help each other but we didn’t have the key anyway and no one was going to help us. We even pretended to be dead for a while, but even then no one came!!!
Zara and I became prison mates. Of course it gets pretty boring in there so I try to pick a fight. How did you think Zara will deal with some prison agression? Well, we are both cuffed so we have to sort of behave. I’m cuffed in a high security blue box, wrists stacked, and Zara is in a prison waist chain, so I would lose the fight anyway.
We have a prison! Do you want to be locked in here? You can! Just come to our fan day! We are cuffed and incredibly bored, because it is prison, which would be fine, but trying to argue over the bed and pushing each other around does not really help. Fellow inmates can get really irritating after a few hours!